Happy Year of Me everyone! It is also known as Year of the Dog for those readers who may find that confusing. Yes, this whole year will be a celebration of me – and some other dogs I suppose.
I’m expecting many gifts later today. It’s also the beautiful assistant’s birthday so I suppose she’ll be trying to get in on the act somehow. She’s so needy.
I’m actually a Water Snake – like Oprah Winfrey. Apparently it means I’m clever (true), creative (yes), lively (when I feel like it), communicative (well, hello – I’m writing a blog aren’t I?), and sentimental (occasionally when the fluffy one tickles my tummy).
I just had a bath to ready myself in case there’s a party later. It had nothing to do with the fox poo I rolled in. And I’ve been practising my Winston Churchill impression in case that dog on those ads gets sick of the job and they need a replacement. Have a great day.