Oh my god, this is so embarrassing! They know I hate rain but they make me go out in it anyway and to make matters worse the fluffy one has bought me this ridiculous coat to wear. Oh, the shame! I’ll never be able to sniff Lucy in the buttocks again if she sees me in this.
I need to get my mind off that so let me tell you what else has been happening. The fluffy one bought a large inflatable seat shaped like a boat which he’s put up in the dining room. Not sure it goes worth the decor but he seems to like it. It’s quite fun to sit in it with him. The beautiful assistant keeps going on about getting me a life jacket – not sure what that’s about as the dining area seems quite safe to me.
I’ve been enjoying some very pleasant tummy tickles as well. The fluffy one thinks he’s very trendy wearing ripped jeans but I think he looks like a bit of a twit.
Apparently we’re having more guests this weekend; David and Nigel. I’ve met David before – he’s not but I’ve heard he has a ginger cat and if you’ve been following my story you’ll know what I think about those.
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